Tuesday 16 December 2008

Spurting Christmas Appeal; Rafael- Liverpool, England

12 days.......what little has happened in Irish spurt. Across the sea, John has been spoilt with spurtings to talk about yet the spurting front has been so sparse on this little green rock of ours. Munster lost, then beat the miserable frogs of Clermont with a few friendly fists in the face for good measure, lest the surrendering garlic chompers forget who is the best rugerby team in europe.
But this is not what I ramble on about today, for I must tell you of someone who will be suffering this Christmas.

Rafael is a middle-aged Spaniard living in Liverpool. He is employed with a local football team of some reputation. He has brought success to this football team and has recently signed a new deal. Life is good for Rafa however he can't enjoy himself because he has kidney stones. Just this week he had as many as possible zapped with a lazer yet one remains. It can't be destroyed because to some, it is worth money and can't be removed from poor Rafael's system until January when a complex transfer can be undertaken pending the finding of a suitable host....
His suffering is unbearable as the stone runs around inside his system yet unlike the 10 others needed for Rafael to function every weekend, this one can't do his job.
The stone in question is thought to be roughly 28 years old and about 5,8 in height, have a unique celebration and is reckoned to be of Irish origin, hence the mention here.

Will someone please help poor suffering Rafael this January?

Thursday 4 December 2008

Was worth a shot like: Managing Sunderland

Roy........gotta say I'm disappointed. This morning it was announced that Roy Keane was to leave Sunderland after 2 seasons of success and a few months of.........this:

I don't know e
xactly how much of Niall Quinn's buddie's cash he spent this summer but the names will suffice in ramming home the point that the money was simply wasted. Diouf? Chopra? The only decent signing made this summer was Djibril Cissé and that was a loan.
2 wins in 10 is a poor return on a significant investment and despite showing signs of tactical astuteness(Totally outfoxed Arsene Wenger in October), the for
m was lacking any consistency and Roy the Boy just couldn't get anymore out of his crap signings.

So there ends the latest chapter in Roy Keane's footballing career but surely not the last. Adieu for now Keano....now please shave that beard.